A+Sandwich

__**Steps**__
1. **Pick your favorite type of bread**. White, wheat, wholegrain,or rye. It can also be a roll, or pita bread. You need 2 whole slices of bread to make a full sandwich and you can use one slice to make half a sandwich. You can also toast your bread.

2. **Choose a spread that will make the bread stick together**. Margarine, butter, mayonnaise or avocado are always good choices. Combine the spreads for a different and delicious taste.

3. **Decide on the filling**. Jam, peanut butter, ham, cheese, various other meats, lettuce, tomato, pickles, bacon bits, onions, turkey, beef, chicken, -- you've got a lot of choices. What you put on a sandwich is really up to your imagination and preferences. Just remember to put together things you enjoy eating because you have to eat it.

4. **When you have finished putting together the foods you like to eat, slice the sandwich for easier handling**.

5. **Add a cup of soup, pickle, fruit juice, milk or a drink of your choice to go with it for a complete and healthy meal**. Keep in mind that sandwiches can be served at any time but are best during lunch.

__**Alternate Method**__
1. **Lay out the bread on the preparing surface**.

2. **Take out the sliced meat, making sure to get as much of the liquid off as possible**.

3. **Put the meat on the sandwich until the desired thickness is reached**.

4. **Put it in the microwave for forty (40) seconds, flipping it once every ten (10) seconds**. Take it out of the microwave as soon as it's done.

5. **Pull a piece of bread off the top, then add on things like chips, dressing, etc**. Try not to add cheese, as it doesn't go good with this recipe. Black Pepper flavored chips go great.

6. **Put the bread back on top**.

7. **(Optional) Press on it until the chips are crunched into the bread so they don't fall off as easily**.

8. **Serve and enjoy**.

__Tips__

 * Always be hygienic when preparing food and remember there are a lot of nasty stomach bugs out there.
 * Make sure that you always make your food with lots of love and happiness.
 * There are variations you can use to slice it. Slice it in half the long way, or vertical, or cut it into four little slices.
 * To decorate it a bit, take a toothpick with an olive attached on top and put the toothpick end into the sandwich.
 * Make a flower out of a red radish, and place it on the plate, along side a slice of orange.
 * Serve with a slice of pickle and sauerkraut on the meat and add the bread on top.